There was a young lady named Cager
Who, as the result of a wager,
       Consented to fart
       The whole oboe part
Of Mozart's, Quartet in F Major.

                       Anon.


A lady with features cherubic
Was famed for her area pubic
        When they asked her its size
        She replied in surprise,
"Are you speaking of square feet, or cubic?"

                        Anon.


Well bugged was a boy named Delpasse
By all the lads in his class.
        He said with a yawn
        "Now the novelty's gone
It's only a pain in the ass."

                         Anon.


There was a young girl from old Gloucester
Whose parents were sure they had lost her,
        Till they came in the grass
        To the marks of her ass
And the knees of the man who has crossed her.

                            Anon.


   The aged Archbishop of Joppa
   Said, 'I think circumcision improper
         If the organ is small;
         But I don't mind at all
   About cutting a slice off a whopper.'

                           Anon.

 
   There was a young lady from Kew
   Who said as the Curate withdrew,
        'The Vicar is slicker,
        And quicker and thicker,
    And two inches longer than you!'

                          Anon.