That selfsame young lady of Kew,
   Said as the Vicar withdrew,
        'The Verger's emerger
        Is longer and lurger
    And he gets his bollocks in too.'

                          Anon.



   A habit both vile and unsavoury
   Kept the Bishop of London in slavery,
       With lecherous howls
       He deflowered little owls
   That he kept in an underground aviary.

                          Anon.