There was a young plumber of Liegh
Was plumbing a maid by the sea.
       Said the maid, "Cease your plumbing,
       I think someone's coming."
Said the plumber, still plumbing. "It's me."

                           Anon.




In the Garden of Eden lay Adam
Complacently stroking his madam
       And loud was his mirth
       For he knew that on earth
There were only two balls - and he had 'em.

                           Anon.


A Dover man who was aptly called Nut
Decided one day to sit on his foot
       When asked to move over
       He rolled all over Dover
With his foot firmly wedged in his butt.

                          Bob Ollier.



There was a young fellow named Cass
Whose ballocks were made out of brass
       When they tinkled together
       They played Stormy Weather
And lightning shot out of his ass.

                           Anon.




There was a young man from Belgrave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
       He said, "I admit
       I'm a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save.."

                           Anon.



There was a young man of Eau Claire
Enjoying his girl on the stair;
       On the forty fourth stroke
       The banister broke
And he finished her off in mid-air.

                           Anon